Some Material To Get You Fired Up For Tonight's World Cup Revenge Match

(I want everyone who’s gonna be at Saloon tonight to memorize this song)

Its been 4 years since those Ghanareans ripped out America’s heart and today we’re serving up our revenge. We’ve got watch parties all across the Barstool network just like we did for Olympic Hockey. We’re all on the same team here. Standing united against some poor ass African country. Time to do what we do best – and thats get fucked up and support our country. You don’t have to be a hardcore futbol fan to support the Stars and Stripes. Don’t miss out on a 4 year storm. Lets fucking go.

New York Stoolies are gonna be at Saloon on 84th and York. We’re doing a $30 open bar for the entire duration of the game and we’re giving away a free keg of Budweiser for whoever dresses up in the most American outfit. Doors open at 430pm. Get out of work and come be American with us.